What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Why doesn't California have the tools, people, means to put out these fires even though they know there will be fires every year?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How does someone start doing urban exploration?

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

In what ways does Islam oppress women?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

Why are most people broke?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is life without a job?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What can anal toys bring to straight men?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?